I love a great moment. I am easily buried beneath a rush of emotions when driving into the sunset, when I taste a new meal for the first time, or when the wind dies down far enough to hear the evening cry of a whipperwill. That’s why a good writer can effect me so well. […]Read More “Not Quite Coward Enough”
It’s a simple fact of life: never leave an empty inventory slot. -BWRead More Overprepared
This may not exactly be popular or funny or thoughtful, but I don’t exactly like the internet. I love the ability to instantly order anything my heart could possibly desire. I love that I can communicate with my friends at the touch of a button. I love having a convenient place where I can access […]Read More I Wish I Were Offline
Coffee is not for everyone. Drink responsibly. -BWRead More Coffee Isn’t for Everyone
In my top drawer, tucked between my friction proof underwear and a sea of black socks is a wad of bills the size of my fist. They’re all singles. The net worth of the entire roll is probably less than twenty bucks. I love $1 bills. My family thinks I’m a freak., I intentionally break […]Read More I Can’t Touch It
I love swimming in the pool, but I have my reservations. I’m not the only one, am I? -BWRead More Pools are Weird
My best friend and I are physically dissimilar. He can easily pass for the Heavy from Team Fortress 2 (or any other Heavy, for that matter) and rebuilds diesel engines from the ground up on a daily basis; My hands can wrap around my own waist while I recite verses of iambic pentameter that I […]Read More When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Crack Jokes
A milkshake with friends will heal a multitude of harms. -BWRead More No Hope to Lose, Unless . . .